What's with the fish?

We need your help.

You see the humble Carassius auratus auratus (aka goldfish to you and me) is on record as being the earliest fish to be domesticated. Not that it does the cleaning or cooking or anything. It just really sits there in its bowl and stares at you.

And thinks a lot. Probably.

But you see – the problem is this.

They can live for over 40 years. Which is a jolly long time for a fish.

So why is that a problem?

You see, this fishy tale has reeled you in. And the point we're making is this.

If you've read thus far you really should be taking advantage of our fresh and imaginative ideas to reel your customers in. Just as we have you.

Find your phone and call 01483 422566 - before your competitors do. Otherwise that would make it your problem.